No No Please

WhAT IS THE OFFER?

No No Please is tying in with the BBC’s airing of the first-ever Celebrity Traitors to create their own treacherous Highland fun and games.

A shared seven-course meal at £30 per person (£35 per person on Friday and Saturday nights) is on offer, where the entire restaurant will be themed, staff cloaked and soundtrack spooked. In their rooms, solely lit by candlelight, guests will be given missions, tasks and games throughout their meal where they, or their victims on other tables, will be rewarded with black cups of Nectar or Poison (depending on how they’ve played).

WheN IS IT AVAILABLE?

Please check the below dates and times carefully before booking, using this link. Any tables booked outside of these dates and times will not be serving the OctoberBEST menu.

Lunch
Friday 17th October, 12.30pm to 2.30pm
Saturday 18th October, 1pm to 3pm

Dinner
Wednesday 15th October, 6pm to 9pm
Thursday 16th October, 6pm to 10pm
Friday 17th October, 5pm to 10pm (£35pp)
Saturday 18th October, 5pm to 7pm / 7.30pm to 9pm (£35pp)
Wednesday 22nd October, 6pm to 9pm
Thursday 23rd October, 6pm to 10pm

WHAT’S ON THE MENU?

A seven-course meal including welcome drink and dessert (meat and veg options available).

ARRIVAL:

A Wee Dram
Forest Old Fashioned (Whisky, oak moss, honey) or Phantom Spritz (Scotch raspberry, prosecco, soda)

THE ROUND TABLE:

Breaking Bread
Flamed roti with coconut penang sauce

Cured
Orange-spiced salmon or purple carrot (VG), Thai basil buttermilk, rye crouton, roast pepper jam, shiso

The Root of All Evil (V)
Scorched baby beetroot, crispy red quinoa, Old Stout maple glaze, pickled blackberry, lemon powder

Beef
Slow-cooked beef cheek, red curry, wild mushrooms, potato puffs
or
Broth (VG)
Thai green coconut stew, fire-roasted leeks, baby corn, steeped apricots

Green Beans (VG)
Peanut rayu, sticky tamarind, pickled chilli

Powder Keg Potatoes (VG)
Drambuie and raspberry glaze, caper aioli, pickled cucumber

BANISHMENT:

A Bitter Pill
Torched woodland marshmallow

HOW DO I BOOK?

Please book online. Walk-ins will not be available for this offer. This is a sharing menu, so bookings must be a minimum of two people and maximum of eight.

IS THERE A DEPOSIT OR CANCELLATION FEE?

A deposit won’t be required, but card details will need to be taken as no-shows will incur a £25 charge per person (if no notice given before 48 hours of the reservation time).

ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW?

Service charge will be added at 12.5%